I am a total rock star. My life's ambition is to become a famous musician and travel around the world. I have one problem, and one problem only. I don't play a musical instrument or sing.....or rap. I'm basically just really good at the being famous part. I'd be happy to do that if it didn't require my effort or time. I was wondering if there was anybody out there that could make me famous for an ambiguous reason? So you know, nobody's really quite sure why I'm actually famous, but I am. It can happen right?
30 Seconds to Mars taught me to never speak my mind
Greenday taught me that government's never gonna fail.
Bruno Mars taught me to hate everyone
Eminem taught me what a terrible rapper is
Travis taught me to be greedy
Taylor Swift taught me how to mistreat women.
The script taught me to learn my lines.
Michael Jackson taught me how to change my race.
Music taught me to listen....and that's about it....